Sunday
With nothing but a few hours to kill on a bike and an abundance of sunshine to play with - today was a clean canvas for contemplation. I thought about starting an early list for the New Year's Resolutions - but, then I realized that would be too much like planning. I'm more of a seat of the pants kind'o guy.
Instead of making a wish-list of things I'd like to do and be in the future, I thought I'd kick out a list of things I'll never, ever, ever do or be - not in a million, jillion years.
That sounded easier. And so, let us proceed:
I will never...
- stop eating chocolate
- vote republicant
- have a mortgage
- be fashionable
- buy a new car
- own a tv
- grow bitter
- eat anything made by Kraft
- take myself seriously
- take life seriously
- take another life (seriously)
- colonize anything
- stop loving music
- stop waiving at cyclists
- stop being a dork
- subscribe to any celebrity magazine
- subscribe to any religion
- proscribe anything other than rudeness
- consider myself finished
- stop laughing at the absurdity of it all
- love immaturity or thoughtlessness
- run out of hot water
- [mmmm....pause for shower]
4 comments:
Love the 'I will never list'; you rock!!
i guess i don't know the legal technicalities but i'm pretty sure that in this community property state that when you two finally get hitched, you will be pretty close to #3
show off.
and, pre-nup.
essential.
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i don't believe in pre-nups
but that is easy for me to say since i got married young enough that there was nothing to pre-nup
well, in retrospect, i didn't realize the value of my matchbook collection at the time
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