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Sunday, November 13, 2005

Sunday

With nothing but a few hours to kill on a bike and an abundance of sunshine to play with - today was a clean canvas for contemplation. I thought about starting an early list for the New Year's Resolutions - but, then I realized that would be too much like planning. I'm more of a seat of the pants kind'o guy.

Instead of making a wish-list of things I'd like to do and be in the future, I thought I'd kick out a list of things I'll never, ever, ever do or be - not in a million, jillion years.

That sounded easier. And so, let us proceed:

I will never...

  1. stop eating chocolate
  2. vote republicant
  3. have a mortgage
  4. be fashionable
  5. buy a new car
  6. own a tv
  7. grow bitter
  8. eat anything made by Kraft
  9. take myself seriously
  10. take life seriously
  11. take another life (seriously)
  12. colonize anything
  13. stop loving music
  14. stop waiving at cyclists
  15. stop being a dork
  16. subscribe to any celebrity magazine
  17. subscribe to any religion
  18. proscribe anything other than rudeness
  19. consider myself finished
  20. stop laughing at the absurdity of it all
  21. love immaturity or thoughtlessness
  22. run out of hot water
  23. [mmmm....pause for shower]

5 comments:

sCruuw said...

LOL! I too will never vote republic! Cool blog!

Anonymous said...

Love the 'I will never list'; you rock!!

X Bunny said...

i guess i don't know the legal technicalities but i'm pretty sure that in this community property state that when you two finally get hitched, you will be pretty close to #3

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

show off.

and, pre-nup.


essential.

X Bunny said...

ick

i don't believe in pre-nups

but that is easy for me to say since i got married young enough that there was nothing to pre-nup

well, in retrospect, i didn't realize the value of my matchbook collection at the time