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Thursday, December 20, 2007

TOILET CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up a cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse.'

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid and seat.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he or she will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

Your Dog

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

ir really works!

veloandvino said...

Funny and re-freshing.

dr-nitro said...

After all those warm and fuzzy cat posts that OV always posts, it's refreshing to see an actual use for those fur balls.

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

bastards!

CyclistRick said...

Now a use for that feral cat that hangs out on our side yard.

Nome Agusta said...

Best Post EVER!