my dawg shat on your biscuit

random rants ~

1. when you go into a backwater sCruz coffee shop and the service is a little slow 'cuz the staff is wake'n'bake herb-eyed ... don't fukking get in their face about you having to wait 2 minutes to get your gawdamn coffee.
   
   you're harshing my high, and i ain't even tokin'.
   
   
   ... next time, go to starbucks whiteymcAssface.
   
   
2. somebody told me we're changing clocks in March, or something.
   
   i think this means an extra hour of daylight given us after the workday.
   
   
   oh shyte ... i just creamed myself.
   
   
3. Four-day workweeks seem civilized.
   
   Three-day workweeks sound ... enlightened.
   
   
   over 60 Iraqis were killed yesterday ... but it's not a civil war. and, we are protecting our national interests in the region.
   
   
   
4. ignorance is a flat-foreheaded brute, muscling up to table, shoving aside the thinly visible others sat before him.
   
   eyes burn with greedy want, taut belly expands with noisy, wet, open-mouthed breaths as hands covet and scramble over a greasy, hoarded, dripping plate.
   
   hunched and bristling, snarls at the tin voiced protest of fair share.