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Thursday, February 01, 2007

i got rocklobstered

so, tuesday i went out with the locals on another lunch ride (cheap addictions are the best kind). it was all civil and organized and trallalala good times, until ...

we started up the climb to boony doon and gawdamn Sadoff attacks up the left, giving me the straight up, pee in your face, Lance Look-back.

i mean, right between the eyes.

it was beautiful.

yeah, he exploded half a pedalstroke later ~ but come'on ... that's what it's all about.

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so then, on the joy ride back to town for the mutha-lovin' city sprint sign ... i took off on a lil' less than k flier to get away from Logan Loadaliscious' winner-sprint. I mean, the kids got kick ... so I decided to launch it from the country mile to avoid getting embarrassed by the bahama-bound bugger.

and so - i'm grinding the 13t, gopher humpin' my bike all up and down hwy 1 ... when, i look back and see 'hello my name is' burying it to try and close the gap.

now, i saw the ass end of Simon all cross season ... cuz he's fast n' stuff ... and, lookin' back and seein' him smiling at the closing gap.


ca-lick, 12t.

~ chase this, crossboy.


marian said...

And how!

Chico Cyclist said...


Hick said...

I'm still giggling about all the group rides you are going on.........

I think we switched spots and I'm now Mr. Dont do group rides and you are well........ya know............Olaf, but just a little bit slutty-er......if that is at all possible.


Olaf Vanderhoot said...

it's not that i'm slutty ... it's that i'm cheap and easy.

it's just a very good group that goes out on Tuesdays. they point shit out, don't do crazy stuff ... ride hard but controlled.

i'm a fan of how they roll.

Anonymous said...

Logan said your scared of his fat ass!

Velo Bella said...

whats with the monkey pic of Simon?

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

isn't he just the cutest?

Nome Agusta said...

What Hick said.


Olaf Vanderhoot said...

but you love me anyway.

Benjaminiac said...

wait, let me get this straight:

you are not only doing group rides, but also enjoying them and even (gasp) winning them?

S. L. U. T.

go to your corner.

Anonymous said...

"Gopher Humpin' " thats the most hilarious cycling term I've heard yet! Also, the perfect description of my varmint-like quasi-sprint. Workin' on being there Sunday also.


Olaf Vanderhoot said...

benny ~ didn't you read ... paul took the honors on that ride.

oh yeah.

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and you better get our ass down there ??

the old bag said...

fun to read ~

bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

"Gopher humping my bike"...niiiiiice.

swiggman said...

Ya, you pedal stroke and I have a stroke of an entirely different kind. Mostly it's patrolling, monitoring and then getting dropped. That's how I ride, beeatch.