you put it where?
now that's just silly ...
"You put a standard testosterone patch that is used for male hormone replacement therapy on your scrotum and leave it there for about six hours. The small dose is not sufficient to produce a positive urine result in the doping test, but the body actually recovers faster." Jaksche's herr doKtor
great ...
you know, if i want to plant something on my nether regions for six hours, it AIN'T gonna be that. It won't be performance enhancing, but it sure will feel good.
lordy, dopers sho'nuff do suck.
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Nasty. Almost as bad as hearing Scott McKinley's story about that Euro dude sticking a caffeine- infested suppository up his ass for a sprint finish.
What the hell???
Just crazy stuff.
doh
post stealer
Scrotum??? What's that? Haven't seen my in years.
uh,
i am pretty sure that when you get the instructions with these patches that that is the only place it says NOT to put them!
laughing sooo hard!!! gosh these blogs are just so addicting to read - does laughing make you recover faster, too?
Hope the adhesive on that thang isn't too strong... hurts just thinking about it.
i really have to get to work you know...people in my office think I am going crazy just laughing by myself...
Wait until you "snortle your soda" a la the Queen Bee all over your keyboard...
Hm...do you think they have to shave the area first? Adhesive and all...
Here's how I picture the removal of the patch:
Patch Removal
ha ha ha!
enough already!!!
gin ~
master of the snortle comments.
I wonder what would happen if you used a nicotine patch instead
not bad
sorry to return to being scientific
but i really don't see any reason why you would be less likely to have a positive test because the patch was on your bag than anywhere else
the only explanation i can come up with is that this doctor was a little unusual....
i think my doctor is unusual, too.
Moosburger?
Is that some kind of joke?
I'll have double cheese moose burger and garlic fries to go.
scientific or not, somewhere out there, some neo pro kid is now putting a patch on his bits.
i thought that maybe this doc and yours were in the same club
ACK!!! Now THAT was an education. I'm filing it under "who knew?" as well as "things I really didn't want to know."
Oh, the images I'm getting - I hope they shave "the boys" first . . ..
Har
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