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Friday, July 07, 2006

you put it where?

now that's just silly ...

"You put a standard testosterone patch that is used for male hormone replacement therapy on your scrotum and leave it there for about six hours. The small dose is not sufficient to produce a positive urine result in the doping test, but the body actually recovers faster." Jaksche's herr doKtor


great ...

you know, if i want to plant something on my nether regions for six hours, it AIN'T gonna be that. It won't be performance enhancing, but it sure will feel good.



lordy, dopers sho'nuff do suck.

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24 comments:

Chico Cyclist said...

Nasty. Almost as bad as hearing Scott McKinley's story about that Euro dude sticking a caffeine- infested suppository up his ass for a sprint finish.

What the hell???

Just crazy stuff.

Velo Bella said...

doh

post stealer

Velojuice said...

Scrotum??? What's that? Haven't seen my in years.

X Bunny said...

uh,
i am pretty sure that when you get the instructions with these patches that that is the only place it says NOT to put them!

Flandria said...

laughing sooo hard!!! gosh these blogs are just so addicting to read - does laughing make you recover faster, too?

ginmtb said...

Hope the adhesive on that thang isn't too strong... hurts just thinking about it.

Flandria said...

i really have to get to work you know...people in my office think I am going crazy just laughing by myself...

ginmtb said...

Wait until you "snortle your soda" a la the Queen Bee all over your keyboard...

bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

Hm...do you think they have to shave the area first? Adhesive and all...

ginmtb said...

Here's how I picture the removal of the patch:

Patch Removal

Flandria said...

ha ha ha!

Flandria said...

enough already!!!

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

gin ~

master of the snortle comments.

Jim said...

I wonder what would happen if you used a nicotine patch instead

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

not bad

X Bunny said...

sorry to return to being scientific

but i really don't see any reason why you would be less likely to have a positive test because the patch was on your bag than anywhere else

the only explanation i can come up with is that this doctor was a little unusual....

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

i think my doctor is unusual, too.

Nome Agusta said...

Moosburger?
Is that some kind of joke?

I'll have double cheese moose burger and garlic fries to go.

Velo Bella said...

scientific or not, somewhere out there, some neo pro kid is now putting a patch on his bits.

X Bunny said...

i thought that maybe this doc and yours were in the same club

Eclectchick said...

ACK!!! Now THAT was an education. I'm filing it under "who knew?" as well as "things I really didn't want to know."

Oh, the images I'm getting - I hope they shave "the boys" first . . ..

Har

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