secret training

it's true ... i have been holed up these last few Wednesday's doing serious feats of strength'ervals.

it takes an iron will, a burning passion for the sport (if you will), and a serious amount of toothbrush action before i pass out in the evenings.

... but these are the sacrifices i make

for glory.
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• go to a bike race and get it handed to me on the climb by tubby mc'out O shape? got no problem wit'it.
  
• beaten in the sprint by 13-year old bratz and jammers? been there, done that.
  
• Get dropped by sir drunkingham after a six'er of shitbeer and flasksnorts?
  
  fuk that!

i been gettin' all Balboa on that shit.
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