quickie scratch

FlandiBasso ... strung up and lynched by their shorties

yeah, so Floyd got his pee leaked to the frenchie-press by the infamous LNDD. Somebody who knows somebody says more exo-testy showed itself upon further investigation. Still waiting for the o-fish-al results on that one, but it ain't looking like nothing but the day-job for the Mennonite.


and, the beautiful one had his wings clipped when the keystone mafioso laid target'e eye on his DNA for Fuentes comparison.

blood + doping + McGruff the crime dog = bybyebasso


... so, what do i think?

personally, i'm hoping more and more paranoia turns the Prosers away from finding injections. Grassroots ~ what we can do is create a culture of cool around NOT doping. I guess we'll have to work out that whole it's hip to wear a helmet thing first. But, after we get that nailed, we can really bite into kicking clean riding as the coolest thing since ... mullets.

But, at the international level - with today's cyclists and the many dirty bills of currency that slide through palms? ... we need to have them bastards running scared. Make it hard for them to dope. Make it damn hard and have them living in fear.
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So Wrong

i don't know when i'll get to make this disco in an actual race ... but the TWW gear is my new black.

maybe CCCX? maybe fontucky?


maybe i'll just keep trying to hold my woman's wheel around the sCruz trails of abandon.
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i need a silly movie tonite.

something witty and lite and full of creative wallup.