Let me take a guess... a Safeway Cycling Team mechanics shirt? Who would want that job?
nope.it's a VeloBella boy-toy bowling shirt, baby.for us to wear as we're drooling over ourselves in the feedzone, handing up bottles and looking down sports bras.can't frickin' wait.
r u serious? ah, about the shirtah and the looking down sports bra...how rude!i am okay with handling out bottles...
ov...mind your own bra!
that's right..i'll be handing up velo duches and the patented Kona Vagi-Scrub chamois freshner (smells like velo bella and pine needles!)work with me and we'll make usa cycling a much nicer smelling orginization.i drink out of puddles motherfucker!!love, aaron
"Kona Vagi-Scrub"... is that like a loofah?
not sure but the canadians love it, so it must be good.this is fun, like turettes!
can i use it on my beard?
sure you can, Cam.just be sure to wash it before you use it on your vag.
Classic Cameron, Classic! Nasty f'er. All of you are dirty f'ers, but that stepped it up a notch...steve r
haha. I just started the idea last night.. damn your fast on this bloggy!
what if the cal giant branched out and started selling chicken, or chicken breasts. then the team could be called california giant chickens, or california giant breasts..that would be so cool.
boys will be boys
btw, bowling shorts are pretty lame, don't you think? I bet the women would appreciate black speedo's or at least wife-beaters and boxers. Let's see those sexy little skinny biker boy bodies, eh? It's only fair if you're sneaking a little bra action.
Hernando is just reminiscing about last years bottle-in-jersey (@ Kern(el)) episode which was largly a style no-no. He's looking to get his jollies stuffing bottles.
You can then steep Cam's beard in hot water and make tea! YUMMY!
Me and a friend already have a patent on that idea. You will pay out the ass if you try to market it.Panty tea from supermodels...
so then what will i be wearing when I'm in the feed zone???better yet, don't answer that.
you can smoke my beard once it's cleaned and i'm done with it. i gaurantee you an...interesting high
I love it...but it needs to be more flairalicious, cause it's kind of plain right now. We need some pink, some purple, a few flowers. Well, as for the looking at sports bras, you'all probably bee doing it anyway, you might as well be feeding me!
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