all right, already!
scrambled out to nab some chinese food for a quick bit of lunchey-lunchey. After sucking down a few noodles of mein and fixating a bit more on a stupid manuever done on the weekend, noshed into the traditional asian dessert ...
fortune cookie = "You will receive sound advice today. Listen!"
the universe is subtle disciplinarian, indeed.
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ok, here's some advice:
if you buy a new washer and dryer, pick them up at the store and install the things yourself.
DO NOT let the store send Dumb and Dumberer out to your house to do the job....
arrrgh!
I'm sure this fortune will help you deal with your angst:
"Soon, a visitor shall delight you."
No, not me. You know who...
Oh and if it makes you feel any better, I stomped on a former Cat 1 (oh how the mighty have fallen) on Diablo yesterday because he didn't even acknowledge me when I tried to strike up a conversation - but he rode with a couple of guys in our group. Then he had the nerve to ask me to get him a tissue when he thought I was walking to the restroom. I ain't his domestique yo!
Don't dwell on it - she-ite happens. Move on, and do what you do best next time. It's just a bike race, right? :)
Here's some more advice:
If you have a plumber come out to look at your garbage disposal and he tells you it'll cost 85 to fix the leak but it might not hold or 350 to replace the disposal. Have him replace the disposal right of the bat. Because he's back today getting 350 for installing the new disposal.
Or be a real man and replace it yourself. :) Ouch, where did that come from? Must still be recovering from yesterday's ride.
Actually, it really is a simple installation. If it isn't too old you can buy the same model, take off the old one by loosening a couple of screws and removing the pipes, and put the new one on with the old support structure and then connect the pipes back.
Just remember to punch out the little plastic insert for where the dishwasher discharges into the disposal.
Oh and don't forget to wear loose fitting jeans so you can show off the plumber's crack...
ginmtb... I wish you lived in my neighborhood. We could ride mountain bikes and I could beg plumbing tips from you.
Anyway, it's done already. At one point I didn't like the way the plumber was working so I spit on his coveralls. Luckily he didn't notice or he'd probably have pounded me with a pipe a wrench. But boy do I feel like an a-hole now.
If you can assemble a bike, you can do a garbage disposal. Keep that in mind for the next time...
yeah but, I don't have to poke my head under the sink to work on my bike
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Just to add some schmoop to this post you need to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune you read.
IE: You will receive sound advice today. Listen, in bed!
See it works :)
ms
Yeah but at least your plumber's crack would be much more appealing than some hairy overweight smelly plumber...
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