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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

just go necro so i can cut your ass out

moods be swingin' like the sledge right now.


went in for the x-rays of the shoulder and told the dude how my wrist's been flarin'.

so, he says ... ah, let's zap it just for giggles.

navicular fracture ... yippeekaiyaiyay



i'm pissed again ... but, the shoulder is lookin' fabu and Alberto got shit-canned and nobody is stomping my throat with a jackboot and it's just a stupid little nothing-bone anyway.

so fuk'ya ... party is on, baby!

27 comments:

Brent said...

just not all cracked up to what its supposed to be?

heal fast.

Anonymous said...

Alberto got shit canned? The Alberto? you got scoop?

Yeah, yer all fukked up. It will heal. keep yer head up.

X Bunny said...

same arm?

same crash?

poopoo

Anonymous said...

We can rebuild him,
we have the technology...

jAndy donka-donk said...

your officially fukked up......

Be like Andy.. the other Andy and come back proper and complete!!!

I rushed it and still am not 100%. I did it the Hamilton way, but without the blood of my dead twin at birth.....

Rick said...

Too bad about the hand...but at least tyhe shoulder is good

can you do me a favor and let me know who your doc is....just separated my shoulder at San Ardo and need to get fixed. Thanks

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

i'll shoot you an email, rick.

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

oh ... and it's Gonzo, not Condor.

and is no-one gonna give props about my sly Lord o' Flies allusion to Interbike boys stranded on the isle of Vegas?


sheesh

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

double oh ...


i just renamed one of the kitties, TugBoat.

dr-nitro said...

Oh, that's what you meant by Piggy's Conch. Dude, high school was 20 years ago. I don't have that kind of recall.

Funny thing is, if you search Piggy's Conch on Google, you get your site.

jAndy donka-donk said...

When your Subaru pacing your comeback will TugBoat be hanging out the hatch?

wait didn't TugBoat die?

Anonymous said...

There is no crime in renaming a dead cat.

PAB(a.k.a.CID) said...

oy.

that does it.

you are officially in worse shape than me.

bunny says you get the poopoo-pot award.

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i don't know wht that means, exactly.

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and tugboat was a dog.

Ippoc Amic said...

Tugboat was way more likeable than Tyler...

shawndoggy said...

Nah, tugboat just played it all luvable and slobery for teh press in public. Behind the scenes he was as conniving and backstabbing as a dog could get. He had tyler under his thumb (err... dewclaw). If it wasn't for tugboat's insatiable quest for fame, Tyler might never have been driven to dope.

And olaf, just rest the hell up. You're starting to sound like a gambler who just lost his house but knows that if he can just get that car title loan it's all gonna fall into place.

Nrjetik1 said...

Oh boy...I found out to late after my elbow healed and already started back riding when I was "re xrayed" and found the scaphoid fracture...Damn those little wrist bones...Let the e doc cast it. I didn't and insisted on riding...long story short, I had to have surgery and be OFF my bike for 6 months :(
Lets hope the navicular bone has more blood flow than a damn scaphoid.
Good Luck Olaf

Nrjetik1 said...

oops. just realized that navicular is the same as scaphoid.....

Jen said...

Maybe you need to stop getting X-Ray'ted and such. The less you know the better.

X Bunny said...

sheesh

lord o' the flies was one of the few things my demented freshman english teacher made us read that i actually liked

but that was so many decades ago, all i can remember is 'id, ego, superego'....

PAB(a.k.a.CID) said...

never read lord of the flies.

i hate flies.

i had a navicular bone story to shaare, but Nancy pretty much sums it up.

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so, running drills this weekend?

gotta get ready for basketball season...

sds said...

What’s with the Gonzales Derangement Syndrome and you libs? Jayyyyyyyyyy zuzzzzzzzzzzzz Mike, you’re smarter than that. Are you sure you didn’t knock the head as well.

Anonymous said...

I spent 10 months in a cast for that one!
D Nelson

dr-nitro said...

Hey, maybe we could get OV one of these
These

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you did not damage your hand from jerking yourself off?

Alden said...

Damn! Sorry to hear about the break. That sucks.

I too broke my scaphoid bone several years ago...in three places (at the Early Bird Crit). Fortunately, they were all non-displaced fractures. So no surgery needed. Just five months in a cast, and another five in a splint. Like someone else said in the comments, the blood flow to the area is crap. A friend of mine who's a doctor told me that the blood flow in the area is poor because the bone is surrounded by a lot of cartilage.

Like a dumbass, I rode with my cast, explaining that the chunks of cork bar tape stuck in the cast were from riding the trainer. Fortunately, I didn't do any damage. I also rode with the splint, and even raced at Timpani. Double stupid. I lucked out, though.

My orthopedic surgeon told me that most folks have to get surgery on their hand for a scaphoid break. He also said that for about 70% of the folks, the break never heals completely.

Of course, this is just one doctor's opinion. Your mileage may vary.

Most people just break their collarbones when they crash in a bike race (from sticking their arms out to brace their fall). The lucky few of us broke our scaphoids.

I spent much of my time off the bike officiating races. That was actually a really cool thing. But it sounds like you're going to try to get involved more at the track, which is just as cool.

Heal up fast. Hope there are no complications.

Nome Agusta said...

Basketball PAB?
There is a good way to ef up some riding time. I used to play it during lunch at my old job until going for the ball one day and jammed my finger.
I couldn't shift the rear cogs for two weeks...ala the start of the single speed nonsense.

Anonymous said...

I jammed my little finger so I was hurt.
Now I race single speed so I dont have to shift.