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Thursday, June 14, 2007

a glimpse into Disco's TT preparation

"... so then Lance was like, 'don't listen to them, they're just jealous of your hot wife' ... and i was like, well - yeah! she's totally hot and i totally have sex with her. ... all the time!

But still, they make fun of me with the jokes about short and bald ... i hate them, George"



"yeah, Levi ... it hurts when they say those things. But, just ride big and you'll be big, you know?

i mean, everyone says i can't win a Classic - but, i'm gonna Levi ... i'm gonna!




"si, si Alberto ~ this is how you ride ze time trial ... fast and with much nutsack. You must be a bull, Alberto ... a raging little Spanish bull, ok? No, you are a big, hairy bull, Alberto ... big and hairy ... NO one is strong like you!"


"... si, Senoir Eki, si."




"... it's just not fair, George ... i mean, nobody even notices that DiLuca is 4-foot 7. I'm like, at least 3 inches taller than him but nobody EVER makes fun of him."

"i know, Levi ... but, he's got a really cool nickname ... the Killer.

"how come i can't get a cool name like that, George? you know, something awesome like the assassinator? the sniper guy? the BIG gun."

"umm ..."





"pedal like a bull, Aberto ~ angry, like bull ~ you are a BULL, Alberto ...

21 comments:

Chris said...

RAWK!

jeninsb said...

giggle. giggle.

you spilled my espresso again.

bad, olaf. bad, bad, olaf.

:-))

vander PIG said...

how about the 'the pale hobbit from santa rosa', ..'little big man'...'rat boy'...'mr. 37'(shoe size of course)..and don't forget, 'the squid'

mor.ganj said...

dude, you kill me. please never stop.

PAB(a.k.a.CID) said...

the legend grows...

Nome Agusta said...

Strong like bull...dumb like bull.

Flandria said...

Cheech and Chong...

heard Bruyneel is working on deals with Chinese sponsors...as Disco exits

bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

"i hate them, George"

sputtersnort

banks said...

That's just wrong. Well, wrong and funny.

Robert said...

You freak... funniest thing I've read since last weekends excuses for not winning.

Lyne said...

Merci beaucoup, and Tommy D is probably depressed that you didn't um pick on him

Anonymous said...

Damn, you are one funny dude!

ginmtb said...

The Pshop possibilities are endless...

Freakin' high larry us.

DHOLLA said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHA


ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Grey said...

haha. he was only 5" 3" and girls could not resist his stare.

pablo picasso was never called an asshole.

rich stuff, vanderpooper.

Tony Rocha said...

good gravy, i nearly wet my pants i was laughin' so hard.

good stuff. probably all true.

veloandvino said...

damn, you think anyone will notice the 650's?

d3cycling said...

this is genius. i vote for more photo dialogs, it kind of had a cool tarantino/rocky feel.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the hairsuit he wears under the kit.

P

CaliRado Cyclist said...

First of all, Melanie is WAY hotter than Odessa. Let's be real about this. This is an objective FACT.

Secondly, I call Levi "Mean Jeans" although I have no idea what that is supposed to signify. I also don't call him that to his face.

I do however, call him Primo Levi because of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primo_Levi

And George's nickname is "Varicose."

Gruesome.

Courtenay said...

all weekend long we've been like "i totally [insert verb here]... all the time!"

thanks dude.

pretty please do one for tommy d?!