stupid biker stuff i do more often than one would hope:
- confuse chamois cream with sunblock.
... that's just icky.
- don't warm up for crits ...
and find myself pulling voodoo needles out of the quads for the next week.
- tossing spandex in sputnik after lunch rides and forgetting to segregate them into a 'dirty' pile.
... then, going for a post-work ride and having to do the sniff-test to judge.
i hate doing the sniff test.
- hitting lunch'ervals and not doing a face check after.
... they just don't appreciate snotcicles in meetings.
- forget that most people aren't used to boys with shaved legs who wear skinnysuits ...
and walking in to the store/restaurant/bar all normal-like to use the pottyrooms.
with pink socks on.