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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

c'est moi

stupid biker stuff i do more often than one would hope:

  1. confuse chamois cream with sunblock.

    ... that's just icky.

  2. don't warm up for crits ...

    and find myself pulling voodoo needles out of the quads for the next week.

  3. tossing spandex in sputnik after lunch rides and forgetting to segregate them into a 'dirty' pile.

    ... then, going for a post-work ride and having to do the sniff-test to judge.


    i hate doing the sniff test.

  4. hitting lunch'ervals and not doing a face check after.

    ... they just don't appreciate snotcicles in meetings.

  5. forget that most people aren't used to boys with shaved legs who wear skinnysuits ...

    and walking in to the store/restaurant/bar all normal-like to use the pottyrooms.


    with pink socks on.

16 comments:

PAB(a.k.a.CID) said...

i am gonna laugh...

...all the way thru tonights sprint session.

marscat said...

that's the cutest little post

Flandria said...

ha ha! oh man, that is hilarious...

the snotcicles and the sniff test

bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

The way you wrote #1 is better than confusing them the other way (though coppertone scent might make the sniff test a little easier...).

X Bunny said...

when did you start walking all normal-like?

velogirl said...

even worse is mistaking emborcation with chamois cream.....ouch! can you say hot crotch (insert your favorite gender slang here)?

captain sassy pants said...

its not usually the sunblock I have a problem with....I tend to forget my order of putting on the heat cream and shammy butter

captain sassy pants said...

but then again maybe its a good thing to have a banana clip that shoots blanks?

lauren said...

that post made me giggle.

linebrake said...

snotlactites!

Anonymous said...

Vandercooter:

No, don't do the sniff test. Just look for the skid mark.

Anonymous said...

That's it Hernando. You have single handedly eliminated the retard population.

VeloRainDog said...

if i had a dollar for every time i've done the sniff test...

Lothar Glerbny said...

Why sniff...I'd rather wear used shorts?

m said...

I've been told: Pink is the new black. Bi is the new black. Orange is the new pink. Brown is the new black. Black is the new black.

But I'm still so confused by it all. What am I supposed to be wearing?

Nome Agusta said...

The geek in pink.