Fuck bike racing. Eating championships are where it's at!
Here is a link for the "Tex-ass" challenge next time your in Portland, OR. Last time I was in there the record was 80 secs and the only attempt I witnessed failed, miserably.
You however Hernandez. Well, train and glory can be yours!!!!
For lunch chase the donuts with a #3 from CJs (western bacon cheeseburger meal, go large, hopefully the Cruz has a CJs by now). For dinner chase #3 with 2 slices of pepperoni and a slice of pesto from Pleasure Point. Go next store and pick up a six pack of SN pale ale. Wash down 'za with 5 or 6 brews, number depends upon if you want to stay awake for end of sweet 16 coverage or not.
You'll sleep like a rock tonight and a.m. donut urge won't hit again for weeks.
My PR for donut eating isn't as nice as yours, but I have powered down an entire 12 count box of krisy kreme's over a couple hours. Good thing donuts are soft cause I didn't feel well afterward.
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Those little mini mart donuts that come 6 to a pack (and stick to the roof of your mouth) or 3 donut shop donuts?
big
chocolate covered
fatbombs
... where's my bike?
Wow - that's quick. So now, is that the secret training diet??? I'll guinea pig it.....not sure my Doc would dig it though.....or my body.
Fuck bike racing. Eating championships are where it's at!
Here is a link for the "Tex-ass" challenge next time your in Portland, OR. Last time I was in there the record was 80 secs and the only attempt I witnessed failed, miserably.
You however Hernandez. Well, train and glory can be yours!!!!
http://voodoodoughnut.com/events.html
i getting a little vicariously nauseous
For lunch chase the donuts with a #3 from CJs (western bacon cheeseburger meal, go large, hopefully the Cruz has a CJs by now). For dinner chase #3 with 2 slices of pepperoni and a slice of pesto from Pleasure Point. Go next store and pick up a six pack of SN pale ale. Wash down 'za with 5 or 6 brews, number depends upon if you want to stay awake for end of sweet 16 coverage or not.
You'll sleep like a rock tonight and a.m. donut urge won't hit again for weeks.
Sincerely,
Dr. Fatgood
Ralphie says "I'm happy and angry!"
do you draw your pictures youself???
you must.
I can't think of anywhere else you could find them.
My PR for donut eating isn't as nice as yours, but I have powered down an entire 12 count box of krisy kreme's over a couple hours. Good thing donuts are soft cause I didn't feel well afterward.
You, though, should be ok.
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