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Monday, March 05, 2007

bright pastures

ok, enough of the MercoMc'plaining ...

Disappointed that I'm going to be missing the Golden State Criterium May 13th. But, the reason is that i'm tentatively penciled in to announce for the Salinas Oldtown Grand Prix.

yeah baby ... oV on the mic!


There are a few CX'ers who might remember being assaulted with my falsetto during the final Surf City event this year ... and now i get to chop it up for the VOS boys' criteriums.

I'll just have to put a rubber band around the hoo-haw as reminder to keep the proceedings PG-13 during those heightened moments of mid-race pleasures.

good thing they have a few weeks to come to their senses and boot me off ...

17 comments:

PAB(a.k.a.CID) said...

olaf announcing at a crit??!!

i dunno....

you did a great job at surf city #3 and all....

but, c'mon man, there might be, like, normal people at a crit...

with sensibilities n stuff....

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

mwuaahahaahaa...

shawndoggy said...

Oh I think you'll do fine. You've got a pretty good voice and you throw out enough "did he just say that?" non sequiturs to be pretty amusing. i remember laughing pretty hard whilst you were riffin' on people back at the '03 Sattley TT.

Flandria said...

that would be hilarious! I meant what you are going to say not you on a mic...well you know what I mean

very cool!

captain sassy pants said...

microphone check 1 2 1 2...Olaf flips the hat..jiggidy check yourself before you wreck yourself...catch the blast of a hype verse my clock burst leaving the hurst I did worse....raise the mother funking rouckus

Ippoc Amic said...

hey watchout...fatbastard is a scot

Chico Cyclist said...

You're announcing at a crit??? I'm so there......

bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

Uh-oh, now there's a decision to be made...the hometown race or the one that legends will be made of?

McSassy said...

I'm sending in my money in the morning, this is not to be missed.

MS

marscat said...

so cool

please say you will not use the phrase "suitcase of courage"

nah, you wouldn't

McSassy said...

I'll force him to say it!!!

I'll just attack until he says it and I can quit and puke in the parking lot. :)

MS

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the warning. My family and I are staying clear from that scene and the terrible influence.

casey said...

Remember Olaf that the rules say that announcers, along with officials and others in responsible positions, can't indulge in the consumption of adult beverages until the race day is over. Don't want any incidents like the ones that inspired that rule in the first place.

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

what ... me?


(shocked, and only slightly guilty expression ;)


now remember folks, i do have a responsible side.
... of course, i turn that shit off at 5pm M-F ... so ...

hide the women and children!

bööts said...

This Towleism gem from the Long Beach Circuit Race:

"Like a cocktail napkin with a motor on it"

Anonymous said...

Streaming audio please!

Or at least save the highlites to an mp3 file so we can listen later!

McSassy said...

I decided I would rather try and get him to say "Sex on a stick"

Come on OV whatcha say?

ms