ya know ....
if you're in the grocery ... maybe don't wear the team jacket.
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lexus lady: do you know where the canned foods are?
bagboy hernandez getting groceries for his woman's party: uh ... [oh ... she thinks i work here. i should be nice and tell her i'm a customer and just want to-]
lexus lady: the caaa-nned foods (in growing disgust). You know, in caaaans.
bhggfhp: oh, sorry ... aisle 28.
lexus lady: (huff) THANK you. (thrusting her cart forward in search of caaanned foods).
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hernando smiles, goes back to fondling his bell peppers.
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lady in orange also getting herself some peppers: oh, is that a new uniform for Safeway?
hernando: no.
and there's only 22 aisles in this store.
15 comments:
Brilliant.
I second that.
can I borrow jacket sometime?
hee-hee!
Love IT!
...uh, can you tell me if this couscous is fresh?
Love it.
I want to borrow the jacket too.
I like wearing our jacket into the produce section and then start grillin the produce manager on his berry display! They buy for price not quality!!
Classic! I wish I could have been there when she figured that one out!
... and I bet when you came home with the groceries the queen said "Where's the beef?"
paper ot plastic?
You can wear the jacket...you just have to wear the shorts too.
the safeway sleeve and bell peppers look so good together.....i think it needs to go on the website
At least she didn't ask you to squeeze her mellons to see if they were fresh.
the lexus lady wanted you to show here where she can purchase condoms so she can wrap it around her finger for reverse entry on you, and use it to tip you for bagging her melons
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