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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

but ... you'd be eaten in the wild

the workplace ...

you hear all the stories, have a few yourself ... know what i'm talkin' about.


sometimes i just want to turn all lord of the flies in a meeting.

you know?

just tear off the shirt and jump up on the table in a howling seizure of release, grabbing the nearest stapler and slap a few ch-chinks into anything that moves.


it's not that i want to make the trains run on time ... it's just

there's shit i'd rather be doing.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

sometimes i dare our photographer to ride our scooter around the office naked, screaming really loud.

Anonymous said...

i know what you mean...

Anonymous said...

No chairs...hold your meetings standing up. People get to the point when they're not pontificating from a comfy throne.

Velo Bella said...

Would you like a gift certificate with that?

X Bunny said...

or maybe go ballistic with a silly string machine gun?!

Anonymous said...

Just came out of a meeting exactly like that. I felt like standing, screaming 'WTF have you been doing for the past 2 months if not your job.' But instead, I kept quiet and created another awe-inspiring doodle.

Some days, it's good to remind myself about the primary reason for work - it's to pay for playtime.

Anonymous said...

brilliant

Anonymous said...

i'm leaving early today to avoid my weekly 1.5 hour meeting where we talk about what we talked about last week....

Eclectchick said...

Ohhhhhh, yes. Diggin' the stapler image.

PAB said...

like...anything?

marian said...

I'll give ya a dollar if you do.

bbElf (a.k.a. panda) said...

The wild-eyed look is hot.

Brent Chapman said...

I will bring over the Office Space DVD.

That seems to always center me when I get to that level.

Seek peace at the meeting and peace will come to you. I visualize a bunch of monkeys sitting around the desk when I get bored.. either that or i bring my laptop in and play solitare and pretend to take notes.

banks said...

The cycling scribe had a bad day.

His pimping of the pleasure principle has gone astray.

His office sucks, he's down in the muck,

Oh to be spinnin' down the road away from that cluster f***

Anonymous said...

"Just grow your hair long and act like the big shot" -Mathias Jabs

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

nice ...

'cept we don't use *** here.

banks said...

got it. lesson learned. maybe that last line could have been --

Oh to be spinnin' down the road away from that cluster... Duck!!! The bag boy is squeezing off rounds from the Swingline.

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

but ...

no, but ...

i was told that ...

PAB said...

that guy is my hero.