hey ... wanna do somethin' cool?

well then ... i've got a suggestion for you.

ya see, GoBenGo is having himself a bit of a stell year, yo. And, there's a chance some euro-sleeze team is gonna want to snatch up an American Idol for their own marketing devices.

we don't want that.

So, if you're lookin' to pool-up some karma points ... why don't you take a minute to scribble & shoot a lil' note o' demand to his current team's honchos? You know ... send off a word or two that we'll buy all the doo-das and gadgets that BennyJ is promotin'. Send a note of support for a guy who makes it cool to race clean and works hard to support his wife n' nipper.

that kind of thing, you dig?

Here, I'll even throw down a rough draft for you to work off of:

Dear Cycling Guy,

Please offer BennyJackMaynard a huge sum of money to continue riding for your team. He is my favorite of all bike riders even though he kind of dresses like a 'tard sometimes and takes entirely too many Kodak pic's of his sickeningly cute kid.

In return, I will break out the cash and purchase a ton of your fine brew n' pics (but since i don't drink, I'll have to donate it to the "Make Hernando's Belly Nice n' Poochy" supply).

Regards,

Biker-type

Right on. That's the shit that gets you into the Book of Cool and I'm sure Goldi thanks you from the bottom of her diaper bag.

word.

~m


ps. bike racing is f'in hard, bruthas n' sistahs. ... and that ain't no joke.

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General Manager Robin Zellner: rzellner@KGSNcycling.com

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