the pull of a stuttering fool

i had to explain the magic phone to someone today.

it was nothing but laughter.

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the conversation

caller:

so, who do you want to start asking questions?

me:

uhhh ... why don't you tell me about the room.

caller:

(something about a doorway, wood floors, tall windows or ??? )

me:

ok, stop. That's too much detail. Is there a bathroom close?

caller:

well ...