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Friday, December 16, 2005

menace squared

On a day when i shoulda been spinning a resty-fresh 39x19 ... instead, there i am, playing in traffic and screaming at the mountain.

stupid testosterone.

This hormonal overload must be the frenzied work up to the solstice - i'm sure of it. Until then, it's a condemned state of rutting, strutting he-animal rumblings of the most primordial sort. Ever seen one of those big hairy bear-y's when they rub up all earth shaker-like against some poor unsuspecting timber? The tops of the tree sway in humped up rythym as a skinful of tongue-draggin' ursa major grunts against its shapely trunk.

yeah, it's like that.

So, i gotta find me a bike race in the near future ... to unleash some of this pent up voltage. Either that, or i gotta get laid ... for like 2 days straight.

'cause this ruttin' shit ... it's gonna get me in serious trouble.

8 comments:

X Bunny said...

well it is friday night...
i mean, you're no bob roll, but you might get lucky....

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

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BAD BUNNYx !!
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Reed Maxwell said...

Wait, but if you get lucky will you also get slow? You may have to take one for the team, Bull Durham style.

X Bunny said...

how did i know you'd say that?

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

reedO - trust me, i never get lucky.

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and, you are SUCH a bad bunnyX!

~m

Reed Maxwell said...

Well, you never know, that's the thing about luck and all, that pesky randomness.
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And of course, the oblique Tim Robbins/Colbert reference.

Velo Bella said...

jesus, is everyone on that safeway team a smarty pants?

and no, PABst, playing dumb doesn't count.

Reed Maxwell said...

Um, you might really want to withhold judgement on that one until you actually TALK to us for a while and SEE us in action. I doubt you'd still think we're so smart then.