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Sunday, December 11, 2005

evil thoughts spun out in da 53x12

behind a dump truck, a landscape truck, and a bitchy cunt in a guzzler-V:

  1. Colbert Nation queries behind smile, "if you had to choose one of the two, get rid of the patriot act or the invasion of iraq, which would it be?"

    [pregnant pause]

    "why can't we get rid of both?" - Tim Robbins

  2. if i flip off cars from a freeway overpass, is it illegal on a Saturday?

  3. why don't i go get a haircut?

  4. if a twenty-something kid has a beautiful kid and behaves like a true champion ... should i give him a wedgy - just out of spite?

  5. do people in Minnesota really enjoy themselves during the winter?

  6. is Metzger a super-model, or what? another addition to the "i hate you 'cause your beautiful" club.

  7. just what is the deductible on my insurance?

  8. shyte ... i don't have to go to the grocery for dinner, do I?

  9. gawd, i want some more chocolate coffee.

  10. what route will i take tomorrow?



Anonymous said...

i've got my eye on you, so don't try it. the only time you're getting behind me is in a bike race, and i think a skinsuit can't physically go further up my ass crack. and there's nothing to grab on to.

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

so ... do you often have thoughts of me grabbing you from behind?

~ kinky

X Bunny said...

some random thoughts:

3--you have it narrowed down to 2-3 different 'dos you found in GQ but can't decide between them


6--give her one too

8--not if you are ok with gin and animal crackers

2--no--as long as you flap your arms and cluck like a chicken first

Olaf Vanderhoot said...


Anonymous said...

only when threatened.

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

sexy ...