behind a dump truck, a landscape truck, and a bitchy cunt in a guzzler-V:
- Colbert Nation queries behind smile, "if you had to choose one of the two, get rid of the patriot act or the invasion of iraq, which would it be?"
"why can't we get rid of both?" - Tim Robbins
- if i flip off cars from a freeway overpass, is it illegal on a Saturday?
- why don't i go get a haircut?
- if a twenty-something kid has a beautiful kid and behaves like a true champion ... should i give him a wedgy - just out of spite?
- do people in Minnesota really enjoy themselves during the winter?
- is Metzger a super-model, or what? another addition to the "i hate you 'cause your beautiful" club.
- just what is the deductible on my insurance?
- shyte ... i don't have to go to the grocery for dinner, do I?
- gawd, i want some more chocolate coffee.
- what route will i take tomorrow?