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Thursday, December 22, 2005

the devil's shiny butt

i know ya'll heard the importance of breathing.

you know ...

while sprinting mad and demon-like,
over greasly slick, wetified roads.
and rooster tailing that muckety pave-waste grime
into every orifice open for business.

do'in all that ... you needs to be breathing.


Why?


The goal is not the breathing.

huh?


Let me put it this way ~to become a proficient breather while sprinting at blood letting effort levels - you, by definition, have practiced your sprinting.

read that again, yo.


cherry = if you have practiced enough to become a proficient breather during sprints, then you have practiced enough sprints to win races.

Sprinting is about winning races.

sprints.
~

9 comments:

Skibby said...

That is the kind of wisdom I come here for. You da Man!

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

man i am, but can't take Norris like you can.
~oV

X Bunny said...

you two are both hopeless

PAB said...

Skibby, i really wish you'd stop encouraging him....

pink fishnets said...

you need to teach a bella sprinting clinic. imagine that. discussing blood-letting efforts and the art of proper breathing with these ladies, oops, I mean these ladies that on occasion are known to wear outfits like this. bring it.

Velo Bella said...

Ha! You brought out Pink Bella Act!

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

o', it has been brought'en.
~

Velo Bella said...

the devil's shiny butt?

Olaf Vanderhoot said...

what ya gonna do?
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